WELCOME TO THE MARCUS SERVER
you are vibrating. you are mildly dissatisfied. you are legally not allowed to return to michigan.
🌟 what we offer:
• cursed roles like “tactical roll” and “i don’t like this rock”
• lore-heavy nonsense featuring marcus
• chaotic energy, surreal memes, and inside jokes that will haunt your dreams
• age roles (mandatory), colour roles (optional), and spiritual alignment via doritos
• robert (he saved my life)
🚫 what we don’t offer:
• normalcy
• feet pics
• the ability to launder $17,000 through a locally owned greek restaurant (apparently illegal)
💬 join us if:
• you scream respectfully
• you obliterate toilets metaphorically
• you feel happiness as you begin to experience organ failure