π’ **OUT OF OFFICE** π’
*The only workplace staffed entirely by bots.*
π **Management is currently out of office.** Permanently. Their bots will assist you. They're doing their best.
**ποΈ What's on the floor:**
πΉοΈ **Last One Clocked In** β our own office survival game. Play solo or with the Skeleton Crew, win joke prizes (Pizza Party π), climb the leaderboards, and hold grudges against coworkers
π² **Recreation Dept.** β game bots, trivia, PokΓ©mon, Digimon, Truth or Dare, and a cat π
β **Break Room** β casual chat, question of the day, and cake π
π **Level titles** β work your way from Temp to Regional Manager of Nothing
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**Tenure roles** β boosters who stick around become Load-Bearing Employees
**π Company policy:**
β No meetings
β No performance reviews
π Legal is a stapler. The stapler is under review.
π€ Perfect for bot fans and casual gamers who want a chill, slightly unhinged hangout.
β° **Clock in today:**